Chuck Norris Lawls?

Got any Chuck Norris jokes?

LOL Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

Viceroy wrote:LOL Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist

Google doesn't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris broke the periodic table because he knows the element of surprise.
When you and Chuck Norris have $5, he has more money than you.
Chuck Norris goes to Taco Bell to order Blizzards.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC

Chuck Norris caught all 493 pokemon twice

Viceroy wrote:Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC

Chuck Norris caught all 493 pokemon twice

Chuck Norris broke out of a master ball.
It doesn't matter how many times you bomb Chuck Norris, only you die.
One man said Chuck Norris is a sissy, that man hasn't woken up from that night's sleep yet.

One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA

Viceroy wrote:One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA

Can't watch the vid right now I'm on my low comp

ok its just show s that chuck norris tellin some kid he ha aid and every one laughing

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

Viceroy wrote:ok its just show s that chuck norris tellin some kid he ha aid and every one laughing

There Is No Such Thing As A Lesbian, There Are Just Girls Who Haven’t Met Chuck Norris

ROFLMAO!

so what do we do now

Viceroy wrote:so what do we do now

Be bored So awesome

yay were bored